texts from last night
(305): So I feel really bad about last night…can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
(215): Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
(703): Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
(724): Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
(619): its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
(305): gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
(970): did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
(334): I haven’t been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
These are great..
Posted on Sunday September 27th
