October 2009
2 posts
So I went to type in tumblr.com and I put yumblr.com..lol
September 2009
42 posts
texts from last night
(305): So I feel really bad about last night…can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
(215): Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
(703): Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
(724): Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
(619): its like think what a...
fmylife.com
Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman’s daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I’m a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, I...
Sexy cookies!
In case you havn’t noticed..I can’t keep my hands out the cookie jar.. I’ll periodically post pics of my loves..and all other sexy cookies..stay alert..btw I heart jakelor..yeah Jake, Jacob Black, JB, TL, Taylor Lautner, Tay..whatever you bitches call him..I go for the simple JB or TL cause I’m a loser like that..
LATA!
Worst Salvia Trip Ever..funny, must watch! →
